Internet, a great way to seduce people (even if you look like Mister Bean more than Jude Law)

Internet is very usefull for all the ugly guys and girls of the world. Thanks to the Web, everybody can seduce the girl of his dreams.

On the Web, you can create a fake profil, select the pictures where you
are good looking, transform your size and weight, invent you a womanizer profile (yes, it’s very realistic to write that you dated Paris H. at the Viper Room in Hollywood two years ago), etc… Even if you are the worst looser of all time, don’t be desperate anymore. Internet may turns you into a georgous bachelor.

There is numerous examples of social networks (such as Meetic or Gaypax) which allow people of the world to meet themselves and fix dates. But when you subscribes to these sites, you may define you whatever you want. Even if you have the sex appeal of Gerard Jugnot, you can say that you are like Will Smith in Hitch (or Marcello Mastroiani in La Dolce Vita). Some people in the class might share their experiences of this subject..

Oh gosh, Facebook just appears! That’s what numerous people could have said to themselves when the most famous social network was created. If Facebook can also be a network where poeple ask for dates everyday (the site doesn’t have stolen its nickname “Fessebook”), you have to present you as you are. Your friends know how you are, what do you look like, and you cannot trick anymore. Ah.. the end of the dream.

Anyway, we don’t have to forget the dramas caused by hidden identity on Internet: after hours of hesitation, you finally decides the meet the guy you chat with since 2 years. When you come for the rendez-vous, you look like someone who “has the same charisma as Chuch Bass (the famous Upper East Sidder from GG whom Paul Chaumont is just crazy about”)… and you just faces a fat drawlf with a disgusting breath.

Erratum: let’s just clear something, the previous story isn’t a true-story inspired by the life of the author.